photo by The Gary Clark
Other Favorite Church Signs Based on Elementary School Safety Campaigns:
1. "Just Say No to the Devil. And Hell. But mostly the Devil."
2. "Users are losers and losers go to Hell where they briefly pause from the using, take a bite out of crime, then resume the using. Those losers."
3. "Only you can prevent forest fires. Unless you've found yourself in Hell where trees burn in perpetuity."